Raptors' Bylaws
We The People
of the San Diego Raptors, do ordain these bylaws:
1- F U Walter
2- No Lycra on rides
3- If you own lycra, you have to pass a mandatory probation period for 6 months. So far, only one person passed in the history of the group.
4- No Dilly Dally
5- The official group meal is Shawarma
6- The official group dessert is (STP) Sticky
Toffey Pudding
7-The official group drink is Scotch whiskey (and diet coke)
8- We only accept ONE new member every three years
9- You have to have the ability to ride during a mild rain (also known as mist everywhere else in the country)
10- You have to tolerate the preliminary hazing period by Walter, where you get exposed to non-politically correct discussions, inappropriate jokes etc. etc....
11- Always respect your cryptobiotics
12- Always look for the "La Sal" mountain range everywhere you go
13- The official Raptor town is Drumnadrochit, Scotland, UK
14- The ultimate Raptor, existential question is: "Now, Tell me again, What Happened?"
15-No texting during Biking Hours.
16- I believe Walter before I believe Adam
17- No turning back on a ride (unless for family reasons!)