Raptors' Bylaws

We The People

of the San Diego Raptors, do ordain these bylaws:

1- F U Walter

2- No Lycra on rides

3- If you own lycra, you have to pass a mandatory probation period for 6 months. So far, only one person passed in the history of the group.

4- No Dilly Dally

5- The official group meal is Shawarma

6- The official group dessert is (STP) Sticky

Toffey Pudding

7-The official group drink is Scotch whiskey (and diet coke)

8- We only accept ONE new member every three years

9- You have to have the ability to ride during a mild rain (also known as mist everywhere else in the country)

10- You have to tolerate the preliminary hazing period by Walter, where you get exposed to non-politically correct discussions, inappropriate jokes etc. etc....

11- Always respect your cryptobiotics

12- Always look for the "La Sal" mountain range everywhere you go

13- The official Raptor town is Drumnadrochit, Scotland, UK

14- The ultimate Raptor, existential question is: "Now, Tell me again, What Happened?"

15-No texting during Biking Hours.

16- I believe Walter before I believe Adam

17- No turning back on a ride (unless for family reasons!)